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Minor, Insignificant Announcement: Mr. Product™ Has Re-Opened For Business

We regretfully announce to our tens of customers that Mr. Product™, Inc. has once again begun to manufacture Mr. Product™ Products™ for use by human beings everywhere. We also would be content to announce that Mr. Product™, Inc. will temporarily close for the holiday season effective tomorrow. We do not apologize for any inconvenience in fear of upsetting any religious denomination.

- Mr. Product™, Inc.

Mr. Wreath